I was opening my e-mail. There it was, three more gentlemen that I should check out. I have debated dumping my account. Most of the guys are fine, normal people. Very active. Never knew so many over 40 men like to run marathons and walk on the beach.
I don't marathon. I have no beach to walk on. Anyway, I go check out the fellas that were sent to me as eligible candidates. I see this at the bottom of one of the potential matches:
Mind you, I didn't go looking for this guy; he was selected because some algorithm thought it was a good idea.
I can't be older than 45 years old?
Yes, I can.
Yes, I am. The killer that caused me to laugh is that there was an ad for a mature dating service. It featured way younger than I am women who would be willing to date guys over 40.
Cleavage apparently is an important qualification.
You have to laugh or you will go stark raving bonkers.