The original Sloganator was designed for non-connected (i.e. not stinking rich) Bushies to make their own pro-Bush slogans. It was paid for by the Bush/Cheney campaign.
Well, you know word got out. Those bad widdle kids snuck in and added a few choice comments.
The official Sloganator is history but this will soothe your soul, restore or reduce your faith in your fellow citizens:
It is a 1.7MB download so it will take about 4 to 10 minutes on dial-up.